Happy Whore-o-ween! It's that time of year again for ladies to shed their inhibitions, show off the booty, and debase themselves. It's no great surprise that Jersey Shore is 2010's most popular costume choice.
(Offended? Check out Take Back Halloween, a project that promotes non-debasing alternatives or imagine what men would like if they skanked it up. See it as pure liberation? Check out Daily Beast's defense.)
First, a little ridicule from College Humor; below, a selection of this year's naughtiest wears.
1. Yandy Costumes
Your one-stop Halloween whore shop.
2. Latex Stormtroopers
What do you get when you combine Darth Vader and latex? Serious Star Wars fetishism.
3. The Human Blow Up Doll
Yikes, this one is dirty.
4. Sexy Princess Leia Pillow Fight
Not one sexy Princess Leia, but six. And they're having a pillow fight!
5. San Diego Chargers Cheerleaders
C'mon, give 'em a break. After all, it's pretty much how the dress the other 364 days of the year.
6. Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Exist
Cracked has a selection of the most nonsexual costumed turned absurdly sexual. My favorites:
Sexy Nemo
Sexy Marionette
Sexy Guitar (Are they serious?!)
7. Gizmodo's Sexy Robot Contest
Sneak preview! Slave Leia Terminator.
8. WTF Costumes: Sexy Gets Perplexing
Most of these just make me say... huh?
9. Sexy Plumber
Complete with plumber's crack.
10. Sexy Avatar Lady...
...gets freaky with her Pit Bull.
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Holy bananas! Awesome post. I've been hearing about girls as whores for Halloween more and more. I remember when kids used to like to dress up as hobos, Indians, and gypsies. Those days were less politically correct but a whole lot more covered up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74 <--The one posted is removed or something.
That video is an instant classic, SEXY SEXY, AND FROG.
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