News: Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

Happy Whore-o-ween! It's that time of year again for ladies to shed their inhibitions, show off the booty, and debase themselves. It's no great surprise that Jersey Shore is 2010's most popular costume choice.

(Offended? Check out Take Back Halloween, a project that promotes non-debasing alternatives or imagine what men would like if they skanked it up. See it as pure liberation? Check out Daily Beast's defense.)

First, a little ridicule from College Humor; below, a selection of this year's naughtiest wears.

1. Yandy Costumes

Your one-stop Halloween whore shop.

2. Latex Stormtroopers

What do you get when you combine Darth Vader and latex? Serious Star Wars fetishism.

3. The Human Blow Up Doll

Yikes, this one is dirty.

4. Sexy Princess Leia Pillow Fight

Not one sexy Princess Leia, but six. And they're having a pillow fight!

5. San Diego Chargers Cheerleaders

C'mon, give 'em a break. After all, it's pretty much how the dress the other 364 days of the year.

6. Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Exist

Cracked has a selection of the most nonsexual costumed turned absurdly sexual. My favorites:

                                                            Sexy Nemo

                                                        Sexy Marionette

                                                Sexy Guitar (Are they serious?!)

7. Gizmodo's Sexy Robot Contest

Sneak preview! Slave Leia Terminator.

8. WTF Costumes: Sexy Gets Perplexing

Most of these just make me say... huh?

9. Sexy Plumber

Complete with plumber's crack.

10. Sexy Avatar Lady...

...gets freaky with her Pit Bull.