News: Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play FloozyHappy Whore-o-ween! It's that time of year again for ladies to shed their inhibitions, show off the booty, and debase themselves. It's no great surprise that Jersey Shore is 2010's most popular costume choice.

(Offended? Check out Take Back Halloween, a project that promotes non-debasing alternatives or imagine what men would like if they skanked it up. See it as pure liberation? Check out Daily Beast's defense.)

First, a little ridicule from College Humor; below, a selection of this year's naughtiest wears.

1. Yandy Costumes

Your one-stop Halloween whore shop.

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

2. Latex Stormtroopers

What do you get when you combine Darth Vader and latex? Serious Star Wars fetishism.

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

3. The Human Blow Up Doll

Yikes, this one is dirty.

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

4. Sexy Princess Leia Pillow Fight

Not one sexy Princess Leia, but six. And they're having a pillow fight!

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

5. San Diego Chargers Cheerleaders

C'mon, give 'em a break. After all, it's pretty much how the dress the other 364 days of the year.

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

6. Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Exist

Cracked has a selection of the most nonsexual costumed turned absurdly sexual. My favorites:

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

                                                            Sexy Nemo

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

                                                        Sexy Marionette

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

                                                Sexy Guitar (Are they serious?!)

7. Gizmodo's Sexy Robot Contest

Sneak preview! Slave Leia Terminator.

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

8. WTF Costumes: Sexy Gets Perplexing

Most of these just make me say... huh?

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

9. Sexy Plumber

Complete with plumber's crack.

Happy Whore-o-ween! Girls Just Wanna Play Floozy

10. Sexy Avatar Lady...

...gets freaky with her Pit Bull.

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3 Comments

Holy bananas! Awesome post. I've been hearing about girls as whores for Halloween more and more. I remember when kids used to like to dress up as hobos, Indians, and gypsies. Those days were less politically correct but a whole lot more covered up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74 <--The one posted is removed or something.
That video is an instant classic, SEXY SEXY, AND FROG.

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