News: SCORE With Tron-a-Sutra (NSFW)

Whoa. Look what we found in the mainframe.

Let's say you're a 15-year-old boy nerd looking to SCORE. Real life experience has been... limited. (Ok, you're a virgin.) Lara Croft was inspired (nine years ago when you were six-years-old!). So, where are the sex-ed tutorials that are awesomely geek-friendly? 

You can turn to internet porn. But frankly, where's the romance in that? You can read the Kama Sutra. But really. Sanskrit and Asian cartoon drawings? 

At long last, everything a boy nerd needs to know about procreation, but was afraid to ask. One of WonderHowTo's boy nerd friends crafted twenty glorious and oh-so-important positions for your viewing pleasure. Nine months from today Geek Nation's population will swell. Watch out world!

Introducing the geek version of the Kama Sutra: SCORE - a users guide to sexual positions.

1.The Missionary

2. The Piledriver

3. The Wheel Barrow

4. The 68

5. The Sitting Bull

6. Riding the Face

7. The 69

8. The Drive Thru

9. The Pearly Gates

10. The Bended Knee

11. The Siderider

12. The Cowgirl

13. Playing the Cello

14. The Scorpion

15. The Blow Job

16. Doggy Style

17. The Lotus

18. The Victory

19. The Arch

20. The Arm Chair

Story Behind the Making

Starting thirty-three years ago, ILM and Lucas began to use mainframe hardware to crunch and render the effects for the Star Wars series. Five years later came Tron. A few years after that, James Cameron and his IBM backed Digital Domain attacked the world of special effects.

Today anybody with the right skills can create something quite impressive. For SCORE, our nerd boy shot these tutorials with a RED camera, After Effects, a Mac, and a couple crappy bicycle helmets. And it looks sick.

Produced and Directed by Ford Austin. Sound Design & Music by Christian Danielson, Kevin Crow, and Braincloud. Acting by Kayla Paige.