Whoa. Look what we found in the mainframe.
Let's say you're a 15-year-old boy nerd looking to SCORE. Real life experience has been... limited. (Ok, you're a virgin.) Lara Croft was inspired (nine years ago when you were six-years-old!). So, where are the sex-ed tutorials that are awesomely geek-friendly?
You can turn to internet porn. But frankly, where's the romance in that? You can read the Kama Sutra. But really. Sanskrit and Asian cartoon drawings?
At long last, everything a boy nerd needs to know about procreation, but was afraid to ask. One of WonderHowTo's boy nerd friends crafted twenty glorious and oh-so-important positions for your viewing pleasure. Nine months from today Geek Nation's population will swell. Watch out world!
Introducing the geek version of the Kama Sutra: SCORE - a users guide to sexual positions.
1.The Missionary
2. The Piledriver
3. The Wheel Barrow
4. The 68
5. The Sitting Bull
6. Riding the Face
7. The 69
8. The Drive Thru
9. The Pearly Gates
10. The Bended Knee
11. The Siderider
12. The Cowgirl
13. Playing the Cello
14. The Scorpion
15. The Blow Job
16. Doggy Style
17. The Lotus
18. The Victory
19. The Arch
20. The Arm Chair
Story Behind the Making
Starting thirty-three years ago, ILM and Lucas began to use mainframe hardware to crunch and render the effects for the Star Wars series. Five years later came Tron. A few years after that, James Cameron and his IBM backed Digital Domain attacked the world of special effects.
Today anybody with the right skills can create something quite impressive. For SCORE, our nerd boy shot these tutorials with a RED camera, After Effects, a Mac, and a couple crappy bicycle helmets. And it looks sick.
Produced and Directed by Ford Austin. Sound Design & Music by Christian Danielson, Kevin Crow, and Braincloud. Acting by Kayla Paige.
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18 Comments
Instant cult classic!
Great. Download?
Download now available because its on Youtube.
epic!
So hot.
Oh man nothing good can come of this lol!
Yea my girlfriend yelled at me :'( lol
I think you're so hot Anaiis.
It is shocking how easy my 13 yr old can view this stuff. His 26 yr old sister caught him viewing porn online on his PSP last night. Other than taking his game away, how do I convince him to wait till he is older to view this stuff?
The internet is not a baby sitter. Would you let your children rent any movie at the video store? Or watch any show on TV? Im sure your child if left unattended would see much worst stuff on Cinemax or FX for that matter. When will parents learn its THEIR responsibility to manage their children while on the ADULTS internet.
Most people don't understand this. I'm glad there are still some people out there with common sense like this <3
i couldn't agree with linda more.
13 is PLENTY old enough to be curious about sex. There is NOTHING you can do to stop a 13 year old boy from trying to learn about the opposite sex, and his own body and desires. Every billboard, magazine or tv ad, or photo or picture of a girl will cause uncomfortable stirrings and questions. The BEST you can do is guide him and talk to him about how NORMAL this new phase of his life is, and that porn isn't always the best way to learn about what to do with girls near his age. That activity should wait til college.
You can't try to convince him to wait, he is ready to learn about sex one way or another NOW>
Now that's romance! And here I was wasting my money and time away on chocolates and giving her attention.
HAWT!
Yay! Thanks for involving me in this project guys! It was an absolute blast! XOXO
haha excellent ^^
interesting
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